10.31.08 A-ROD, MADONNA, AND SEINFELD HANG OUT

Oh, man.  This is a good one.  I was dyin’ when I heard it.  Ready?  So, okay, Madonna, A-Rod, and Jerry Seinfeld walk into a bar… Wait.  No, that’s not quite right.  Lemme try again.  So Madonna and A-Rod take separate helicopters to Seinfeld’s 12-acre estate in the Hamptons:

Our spies say the clandestine East End meeting between soon-to-be-divorced Madge and freshly single A-Rod occurred on Oct. 21. A chopper carrying the Yankee slugger was seen landing in East Hampton, where he was picked up in a white Porsche 911 matching the description of Jessica [Seinfeld]’s car.

Less than 40 minutes later, another helicopter that took off from Chelsea Piers with Madonna aboard landed at the same airstrip. “A dark SUV and Jerry in another Porsche both pulled up and picked up Madonna and they headed back to Jerry’s place,” a witness told us. “When they arrived at the Seinfeld home, Madonna poked her head out the window and could be clearly seen.” [Page Six]

By the way, the photo of A-Rod above is from his brief minor league career, in 1993.  That was the same year that Madonna did her “Girlie Show” tour, when she started to lose her fastball but made up for it with all the whips and S&M stuff.  That was the last year that this unholy union could have been mildly sexy.  And that’s only because Madonna was wearing a mask.