This screeching she-devil is apparently well-known amongst ‘Bama fans, which makes me that much happier not to be one. Her name is Rena “Ramp Lady,” a sobriquet she has gained by standing in the ramp during Tide football and basketball games and letting loose an ear-bleeding cry sure to down airplanes and render you infertile.

Hayes said she got her nickname because she never sat in her assigned seat. Instead, she moved to the ramp to yell for the Tide.

“I have no idea where my seat is … hell, I don’t know where my seat is tonight,” she said.

With Ramp Lady attending so many Bama functions, most would think she’s a Tuscaloosa resident, right?

Wrong.

“I still stay in Prattville, I drive up here for anything,” she said. “I never went to the University, I just grew up bleedin’, living and breathing Crimson Tide football,”

I’d say she’d have been more on point saying “mouthingbreathing Crimson Tide football,” but no mouthbreather I know can produce a sound like that. Only mythical beasts and certain kinds of injured fawns can do that. And at least they don’t paint their faces.

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