09.19.08 WOMEN STILL HATE FUN
Last month, we took a look at Wives Against Fantasy Sports, the collection of humorless control freaks who called themselves “widows” because they had lost their husbands to that hot little skank called fantasy football.
A site called MomLogic has finally caught wind of WAFS — apparently, they’re not avid readers of With Leather — and while their take has a better sense of reality, they still have complaints:
• “Fantasy sports players are basically Dungeons and Dragons dorks, only dressed like jocks. When my husband is trying to ‘work a trade,’ he concentrates incredibly hard. In fact, I’m sure he thinks he’s qualified to manage a real-life team now! Although it can be really annoying, I actually think it’s kind of funny.”
• “There are times when my guy actually prefers to check his stats than have sex. Several times, I’ve had to pry him away from the computer to get some attention. And when one sports season ends, another one begins. It’s non-stop.”
Ugh. That last thing is probably the worst thing about being in a relationship. Women. Always wanting attention and trying to have sex with me. Leave me alone, harpy! I’m trying to figure out if Aaron Rodgers for Plaxico Burress is a beneficial trade!
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WOMEN STILL HATE FUN
“When my husband is trying to ‘work a trade,’ he concentrates incredibly hard.”
When I’m trying to ‘work a trade’, I usually have to light a match and spray some lysol. But I don’t have to concentrate especially hard.
“There are times when my guy actually prefers to check his stats than have sex.”
Maybe if you’d drop a few pounds and look more like a cheerleader than a linebacker, I’d want to score with you instead!
I’ll gladly stop checking stats for 45 seconds if it means getting my dick wet.
“… basically Dungeons and Dragons dorks, only dressed like jocks…” Women are usually right. Why argue!
Remember fellas, bruises on the back.
Just because those whores lack a “Sex in the City” fantasy league is no reason to shit upon my high holy day. Fuck them with a two by four wrapped in concertina wire.
These bitches bring up a great point though. Watching 10 hours of football is way more enjoyable than being on the receiving end of a half-assed, semi-toothy BJ. Learn the fucking craft, cunt.
WOMEN STILL HAVE IT (their period)
Yet another reason to choose pigskin over pussy.
IT DOESN’T MATTER if it’s fantasy sports. IT DOESN’T MATTER if it’s working in the garage. IT DOESN’T MATTER if it’s having a beer or watching sports.
They are against ANYTHING that takes your UNDIVIDED FUCKING ATTENTION away from them and/or doing housework.
Dress like jocks? I don’t wear a football jersey to my fantasy draft. Anymore.
Listen baby, I’ve got two hands. Mouse operation only takes one.
I agree with the D&D analogy, but the only reason a guy would rather manage a fantasy team than engage in some old in-and-out is if the woman is a)ugly b)fat c)lousy in bed d)any combination of a thru c.
my woman wears this shirt! http://t-shirts.cafepress.com/item/fantasy-football-womens-long-sleeve-tshirt/208968423
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This is why we’re gay, right guys!?
@ Enrico: “Watching 10 hours of football is way more enjoyable than being on the receiving end of a half-assed, semi-toothy BJ.”
Thats why I like without teeth. Gummers I believe the girls at the resthome call it.
She makes it sound like there’s something wrong with D&D.
they want sex when checking the scores but don’t want sex when you wave a boner in their face. you can’t have it both ways, unless we’re taking front and back door.
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