09.05.08 WEEKEND PICKS: WEEK ONE CONTINUES…
Even with a pisspoor college schedule this week, we finally have our NFL Sundays back. Here are the best matchups of the weeknd. One side or another in ALL CAPS.
Week 1 of College Football over WEEK 2 OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL — Seriously, these matchups are horrible. No Top 25 teams play each other this week. Enjoy watching Your Team this weekend before a pleasant 3-hour nap.
Obscure Leg Injuries over AWESOME FANTASY QUARTERBACKS — I own Peyton Manning in one fantasy league and Tom Brady in another. I already have a bad feeling about Sunday. Tape ‘em up, fellas. You’ve got a game to win, um, I mean stats to accumulate.
Navy o’er BALL STATE — This game is tonight. And that’s about the only worthwhile thing I can say about it.
BILLS over Seahawks — This pick is just to get Matt all cranky after his relaxing vacation. The Bills’ offense is the Model T of the NFL. If the offense had to drive the team to Toronto, they’d never get out of the state.
Cowboys over BROWNS — If this isn’t the 4 PM game in your market, I don’t see how you can be held responsible for your actions. Going Cable is the new Going Postal, everyone.
ARIZONA STATE over Stanford — Here’s an insomniac special for you, better known as a Pac-10 matchup. Dennis Erickson has been building the Sun Devil program back up, and yet we never hear about him.
That’s it. Ufford and Ape should be back in full force next week. It’s been real. It always is.
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WEEKEND PICKS: WEEK ONE CONTINUES…
How come there was no talk of fantasy teams this year? Or did i miss it? Anyhow, i’ll have the Vikings.
No Top-25 match-ups, but ESPN Game Day is at the alma mater on Saturday. While the game may to be worth watching, tune in to see if I throw things at Kirk Herbstreit.
Hint: Yes, yes I will.
Do you know how hard it is to find a guy to blow on Craigslist?
Pretty fucking hard.
“I own Peyton Manning in one fantasy league and Tom Brady in another. I already have a bad feeling about Sunday.”
Holy shit that was prescient. Now tell me tonight’s Lotto numbers.
Wow, Punter, nice call on Brady’s knee getting fucked.
/Desperately hopes your QB jinx isn’t strong enough to get Peyton, too
Talk about irony man. All that shit-talking on the Bills’ O and look what they did to Seattle. So much for Holmgrin’s swan-song.
In other news, this guy has the midas touch of fantasy QB’s. He pretty much kills Tom Brady and tricks Peyton Manning into stinking it up.
UA’s gonna beat ASU this year. This is our year and Tuitama’s going to bring the Territorial Cup back to Tucson. I’m calling it right now.
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