09.05.08 VY WANTS HIS SAUSAGE IN YOUR MOUTH

We know that Titans quarterback Vince Young has been following the meat market for quite some time. But now the former Texas Longhorn is looking to peddle his succulent wares in Texas, where I guess they like throwing stuff on the grill and eating it. From the Austin American-Statesman (via Game On):

Earl Campbell Sausage has been around for years. But now here comes sausage rookie Vince Young, the UT quarterback who led the Longhorns to the national championship. Vince has a new company called Vince Young Foods that sells smoked sausage, smoked brisket and smoked ribs.

“What he wanted to do was get into a business while he was playing,” said Major Adams, Vince’s agent. “He’s looking out for his future now, because he knows the NFL is not for long. He’s trying to prepare himself for life after football.”

I don’t know if being a sausage rookie involves being subject to sausage hazing, and frankly, I’m okay with that. Frankly! Ho, I just made a hot dog joke! And I didn’t even have to make a reference to sucking cock…until just now. Dammit.