09.10.08 VINCE YOUNG IS TOTALLY FINE, EVERYBODY
Today in the ongoing Vince Young saga, everything is totally fine. Nothing to report. He’s going to miss 2-4 weeks with that little knee sprain, but mentally he’s stronger than ever.
Tennessee fans adore him. Opposing fans can’t help but be impressed by his broad shoulders and confident leadership style. A driven, goal-oriented man this strong is sure to become one of the all-time greats. No one can doubt this and retain their credibility.
You know, before he was drafted, Vince Young got the highest score on the Wonderlic ever. It was like 1600 or something.
He’s so smart, psychiatrists have gone over to his house this week to ask him for advice. True story.
I know one thing for certain: our lives are all richer since we’ve been touched by the magic of watching Vince Young play quarterback in the NFL. He is a delicate, beautiful snowflake; a Monet at a high school art show; a candle in the wind. Never knowing … who to cling to … when the rain set in.
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VINCE YOUNG IS TOTALLY FINE, EVERYBODY
He just needs to get his confidence back. A few perfect handmade sausages should do the trick.
Nice job, quoting “Candle in the Wind”…but I might have gone with “Killer Queen”.
“She drinks Moet & Chandon, in a pretty cabinet…let them eat cake, she says, just like Marie Antoinette”.
Wait…that’s about Leinart. Sorry.
Boos make Vince a sad panda.
Shirtless, eating smoked brisket, and stupid is no way to go thru life son.
He gets to have his hand stamped: NOT INSANE
289, tremendous job.
VY just needs a hug or a shirtless night out with the boys.
Serenity now………insanity later.
Seriously though… are the odds that Vince Young is gay down to even money yet?
Rex Grossman should give him some advice on taking shit like a man. Grossman eats shit for breakfest, lunch, and dinner and then his wife makes him eat her ass before bedtime.
Vince would never think of eating a girls’ ass. Vince thinks girls are icky. He likes sausage and lots of it.
ricky williams can probably relate. that doesn’t mean they should spend any time together though.
if you dont want to be booed Vince, then dont suck so hard.
Oh, and play better too.
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