Comments on: TIGER’S KNEE REHAB SOUNDS LIKE FUN

By: Tell Me How My Ass Taste

Tell Me How My Ass Taste — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 23:51:15 +0000

I can comment on this post but not the skateboarder post. Werd.

By: Readykilowatt

Readykilowatt — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 23:04:30 +0000

After knee rehab Tiger may need to work on his rhythm.

By: Diremutt

Diremutt — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 22:31:59 +0000

I’m certain he fucked up his knee having jungle sex with the ol’ lady. Because the only way you can injure yourself golfing is to get drunk and crash the cart chasing down the beer girl cart.

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 22:06:50 +0000

I’m nursing some Taco Bell nausea. I think that qualifies me to bang Amy Winehouse.

By: WhyDoYouAsk

WhyDoYouAsk — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:38:58 +0000

@Pauly: Really? Want some candy?

By: Pauly

Pauly — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:30:24 +0000

That joke never gets old, and yes, I’m 7 years old.

By: Pauly

Pauly — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:29:55 +0000

My knee hurts.

Not my right knee or the left knee.

My wienie.

By: lieutenant winslow

lieutenant winslow — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:25:11 +0000

tiger’s kid aint no goddamn sonofabitch

By: Zack

Zack — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:21:21 +0000

“it has allowed me to spend a lot of time watching Sam grow.”

Are we sure he was talking about his child when he said this? Maybe “sam” is short for “salami,” as in “hide the salami.” And by “grow,” maybe he was talking about the process whereby the male attains an erection.

I can’t believe I’m talking about Tiger Woods’ sex life. The only thing preventing this from being gay is that there’s a hot blonde involved.

By: MaxwellDemon

MaxwellDemon — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:17:31 +0000

Palin’s daughter is also pregnant. Coincidence?

/looks up “coincidence”

Probably.