Dodgers outfielder Andre Ethier is such a foodie that he keeps a blog on mlb.com called Dining with ‘Dre. It’s got all sorts of restaurants reviews with fun insights like:
This isn’t your typical pizzeria…the apps are to die for and don’t disappoint. But first up was the fried squash blossom stuffed with ricotta…one word – UNBELIEVABLE! [...] Next up was Mussel al forno with Calabrian sauce and if you’re a mussel lover like me, then come for these.
Certainly nothing wrong with that. Who doesn’t love a big mussel with Calabrian sauce, am I right fellas? No, what troubles me is this quote from the Wall Street Journal: (via Ben Maller):
Mr. Ethier knows where to find the best throat-meat tacos in Los Angeles, the juiciest Salvadoran papusas and the city’s tastiest Romanian chicken stew.
I understand that I’m not a gourmet, but I’m willing to bet a “throat-meat taco” isn’t some kind of culinary delicacy. I think I know a disgusting Mexican sex act from Urban Dictionary when I see one.
By the way… where CAN I find the best throat-meat taco in Los Angeles?
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Throat meat taco?
In a first, I have no idea what that could possibly mean.
By the way… where CAN I find the best throat-meat taco in Los Angeles?
Just ask Eddie Murphy. I’m sure he knows.
throat meat = check
meat taco = check
throat meat taco = perverted wheel of fortune puzzle
And what grown man uses the phrase “to die for”?
Afterward, did he say the fried squash blossom stuffed with ricotta was going straight to his hips?
Also, a “fried squash blossom” might have something to do with eating panko bread crumbs out of someone’s asshole.
“By the way… where CAN I find the best throat-meat taco in Los Angeles?”
West Hollywood. Little bar called The Manhole.
The Romanian chicken stew is made of people.
The throat meat tacos are groin-grabbingly good.
I’m just hoping all those throat-meat tacos won’t cause the dodgers to choke in the NL West race
The secret ingredient in a throat meat taco?
Cumin.
i think we all know what kind of boy has a tea set. a lucky boy!
Seriously…the best throat meat tacos in Tacoma are at Vuelve a la Vida. You can get ‘em ala carte, or as a combo with the Brokeback Burrito.
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