Through some unholy coitus of corporate synergy, several Warriors players and coaches were forced to serve as baggage handlers and flight attendants and whatnot for a Southwest Airlines flight. Stephen Jackson, can we get some witty repartee with a cheeky passenger?
“You don’t mind me moving your bag, do you, sir?” said Jackson, shutting the NBA logo-covered overhead compartments and preparing passengers for takeoff.
“No,” a passenger replied, “just as long as you don’t mind giving me your autograph.”
BAM! That was AWESOME! Now how about an unbearably cheesy and canned line provided by a PR flack?
When asked about what’s in store for fans in the coming months, Jackson replied, “We’re starting off on a runway, so you know we’re taking off this season.”
HOLY SHIT THAT IS GOLD. That must have taken months to think of. Literally months. Whatever Southwest and Golden State are paying their PR team, it’s clearly not enough.
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I’m guessing there were no survivors.
“I’m not going to inspect your luggage Mohammed,” replied Jackson. “Because this season, the Warriors are going to be ‘da bomb!”
Wocka wocka wocka!!!!
@The Sports Machine:
“You’re all going to die on this plane,” replied Jackson. “Because this season, the Warriors are BLOWING UP!”
BEER ME!
“can anyone play point guard? center? no? get the fuck out this plane.”
GET THIS MUTHAFUCKING LOTTERY TEAM OFF MY MUTHAFUCKING PLANE!!
“Just call us DJ AM, ’cause were On Fire!”
*ding* You are now free to kick the shit out of some fan in Detroit.
I’ve never flown Soufwest but I will now.
keep it going fellas…
/nothing to add.
//just likes to be the cheerleader
When I go to the bathroom and see them coming, I admit, I cross to the other side of the aisle.
Instead of landing lights they have players stand on the wings and hold up lanterns.
Yamabushi: DJ AM was supposed to be on this flight, unfortunately he boarded the Heat plane by mistake.
Joey: Wait a minute. I know you. You’re Steven Jackson. You play basketball for the Golden State Warriors.
Steven Jackson: I’m sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I’m the co-pilot.
Joey: I think you’re the greatest, but my dad says you don’t work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don’t even run down court. And that you don’t really try… except during the playoffs.
Roger Murdock: The hell I don’t. LISTEN KID. I’ve been hearing that crap ever since I was in college. I’m out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Harrington and Ellis up and down the court for 48 minutes!
Don Nelson: I just want to say, good luck. We’re all counting on you.
/blatantly ripping off last comment
“You are all going to enjoy this flight”, Jackson said while unzipping his pants. “Because you’re all about to see Snakes On A Plane.”
The Minnesota Viking plane went to Hedonism.
I think “Slaves On A Plane” would be a more appropriate title for this crew of charcoal.
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