Comments on: THE SEAHAWKS ARE DESPERATE

By: MuckFichigan

MuckFichigan — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 16:52:08 +0000

Two Words: Chris Carter

By: MelGibson

MelGibson — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 06:57:11 +0000

I hope you all know that the Hawks are just tanking games because they really want to draft a DE.

By: Punch Rockgroin

Punch Rockgroin — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 00:14:39 +0000

I thought they moved the team to Oklahoma City.

By: JSullz

JSullz — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 22:29:05 +0000

“Well, hello there. If it isn’t my friends Jim, Jack, and Johnny. With their sidekick, Mr. Bottle of Paint Thinner. Hey, do you guys like to party? I’ve got a whole bottle of prescription sleep aids.”

hahaha… classic

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:47:06 +0000

Rae Carruth is still available. He’s got everything he needs in his trunk.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:31:10 +0000

I heard they’re going to correct this by hiring Matt Millen as GM.

By: Hugh B. Brown v2.0

Hugh B. Brown v2.0 — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:27:16 +0000

Obviously, it’s been a tough year for Seattle sports fans, but, hey, look on the bright side! There’s always the thrill that comes with the MLB draft and the search for the next U-Dub coach!

By: whowillsexmutombo

whowillsexmutombo — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:25:39 +0000

I hear Brian Blades has been keeping fit. And by “keeping fit”, I mean, “is he still alive?”

By: WhyDoYouAsk

WhyDoYouAsk — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:23:56 +0000

You have sleep aids?

Is that from unprotected anal in your dreams?*

*Note I said “in YOUR dreams”

By: Vince Mancini

Vince Mancini — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:16:57 +0000

Yeah, bitch, that’s what you get for dissing Trent Dilfer and JT O’Sullivan. I SAID GOOD DAY, SIR!