09.16.08 THE SEAHAWKS ARE DESPERATE
Seahawks: “Hey, what’s the number for Congress?”
I try to keep the Seattle sports news to a minimum around here — God knows I have enough problems — but the Seahawks injury woes have bypassed the realm of “tough luck,” sped past “unprecedented,” and have now nestled softly into the arms of “comic tragedy.”
Entering Sunday’s overtime abortion against the Niners, Seattle already had its top four wideouts — Deion Branch, Bobby Engram, Nate Burleson, and Ben Obomanu — on injured reserve. Then backup QB Seneca Wallace, who was supposed to start at split end, injured his calf in pregame warm-ups (he’ll miss 3-4 weeks), and Logan Payne was lost for the season while making his first catch in the first quarter.
So, who is it now? Well, today they traded for Keary Colbert, who last caught a touchdown in 2005. Even better, former Seahawk top draft pick turned drunkard turned bust turned castoff turned Viking turned Pro Bowler turned drunkard (again) Koren Robinson is expected to re-sign with the team.
Well, hello there. If it isn’t my friends Jim, Jack, and Johnny. With their sidekick, Mr. Bottle of Paint Thinner. Hey, do you guys like to party? I’ve got a whole bottle of prescription sleep aids.
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THE SEAHAWKS ARE DESPERATE
Yeah, bitch, that’s what you get for dissing Trent Dilfer and JT O’Sullivan. I SAID GOOD DAY, SIR!
You have sleep aids?
Is that from unprotected anal in your dreams?*
*Note I said “in YOUR dreams”
I hear Brian Blades has been keeping fit. And by “keeping fit”, I mean, “is he still alive?”
Obviously, it’s been a tough year for Seattle sports fans, but, hey, look on the bright side! There’s always the thrill that comes with the MLB draft and the search for the next U-Dub coach!
I heard they’re going to correct this by hiring Matt Millen as GM.
Rae Carruth is still available. He’s got everything he needs in his trunk.
“Well, hello there. If it isn’t my friends Jim, Jack, and Johnny. With their sidekick, Mr. Bottle of Paint Thinner. Hey, do you guys like to party? I’ve got a whole bottle of prescription sleep aids.”
hahaha… classic
I thought they moved the team to Oklahoma City.
I hope you all know that the Hawks are just tanking games because they really want to draft a DE.
Two Words: Chris Carter
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