09.02.08 THE PLUSHY SUIT BROKE HIS FALL

Eastern Kentucky played Cincinnati to open the college football season on Thursday night, and the UC Bearcat parachuted into the stadium. I think it went pretty well. In fact, he was probably trying to get caught on that wire. Mascots are always doing things like falling down and hitting themselves in the groin for our entertainment. Look! His little plush head is bleeding! What a kidder!

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There are 7 comments about:
THE PLUSHY SUIT BROKE HIS FALL

September 2nd, 2008 at 12:09 pm

Pauly says:

It’s true, cats always land on their feet.

September 2nd, 2008 at 12:13 pm

Shan says:

They should have made sure he stayed up there. It would make for one badass pinata.

September 2nd, 2008 at 12:15 pm

Enrico Pallazzo says:

Just another mascot trying to kill himself after realizing that he is a school mascot. World keeps spinnin’.

September 2nd, 2008 at 12:22 pm

UpstateUnderdog says:

needs a better soundtrack. yakkity sax might work.

September 2nd, 2008 at 12:23 pm

Readykilowatt says:

If he was really committed to the role he would not have used a parachute at all.

September 2nd, 2008 at 1:35 pm

Otto Man says:

Next up on the smackdown list: The Krusty Burglar.

September 2nd, 2008 at 4:38 pm

King Jeremy the Wicked says:

“Bruno is de star. I go first” - Mascot, just before the jump.

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