Jaguars offensive Richard Collier is in critical condition after he was shot several times late last night while sitting in his car.

Collier was shot while waiting for some women outside an apartment early Tuesday and sustained life-threatening injuries, authorities said.

GD that sucks.  You tell the women to hurry the hell up, but no.  The makeup has to be perfect.  The hair has to be perfect.  Well, I hope it was worth it, ladies.  Because this is all your fault.

Our thoughts and prayers to Collier’s family and the Jags organization.  Thoughts and prayers for swift vengeance, of course.