THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA ICE SKATES
09.09.08
When Sean Avery announced his internship at Vogue this summer, it seemed like the kind of idiotic premise Hollywood producers would make a horrible movie out of. Oh hey guess what?
Do real men wear Prada? New Line Cinema will presumably answer that question in a film about professional hockey player Sean Avery’s experiences in the fashion world, including his stint as a summer intern at a fashion magazine…
The movie will be a romantic comedy.
And it will be delightful, I’m sure. I never tire of learning about the different ways people in fashion are shallow and mean. So far we’ve had a movie about an awkward “smart” girl who makes her way through the fashion industry, and there’s also a TV show about an ugly girl making her way through the fashion industry, and now there’s gonna be a movie about a big tough hockey player making his way through the fashion industry. There’s still lots of tread on those tires, Hollywood. What if a vampire tried to make his way through the fashion industry? No wait! A zombie! Or how about a dinosaur? A robot dinosaur!!!! That would be totally ZANY AND HILARIOUS!!!
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This is gay version of Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead. Avery will be playing the role of No Tits Applegate.
Will he hold a fashion show in his backyard and become the Prada of service industry uniforms?
So should I just copy and paste all of my comments from the identical post on FD? Someone needs to piss more on their territory, or maybe drink something heartier than Labatts beforehand.
Let’s hope it’s a sort of Office-linebacker type set up. As much as I hate Avery (and who doesn’t hate him?!) it would be awesome to see him slash some fashion bitch across the chomps.
In the voice of that now dead movie trailer guy:
“From the creators of ‘Disaster Movie’ and ‘Epic Movie’, sure to be #1 in the nation for about three weeks, thus ensuring HHY has another reason to hate the world.”
Im making 1 about a sassy black lady in the fashion industry, starry Al Harris.
i’m still waiting for someone to produce my screenplay about a robot and a tiger with a machine gun making their way through the fashion industry.
You’re missing the obvious one here. The next movie will be about a caveman making his way through the fashion industry.