09.26.08 THE BEAVERS ARE #1
There’s a lot of pride at Oregon State in their most famous graduate, That Chick Who Got Naked
After exposing Ohio State as a creampuff, USC was looking forward to cruising through its creampuffier conference schedule to the national championship game. Alas, too many creampuffs can lead to choking: in a delightful, nationally televised affair, the #1 Trojans fell to Oregon State in Corvallis, 27-21. It’s the first time a highly ranked USC has been upset by the Beavers since… uh, 2006. Wow, USC sucks.
Highly touted running back Joe McKnight managed just ten yards for the Trojans, while Jacquizz Rodgers went off for 186 and two touchdowns for the Beavers. Jacquizz’s brother James caught the other two TDs for Oregon State. I would never forgive my parents if they did something like that to me. Imagine if your brother got something nice and normal like “James,” and you got “Jacquizz.” Thanks, mom. Thanks for the years of being called “Jizz” in middle school.
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THE BEAVERS ARE #1
THIS IS FUCKING GREAT!
I was hoping for a close win by USC in the hopes of seeing a healine that read, “Trojans Shave Beavers”
mmmmm, shaved beavers
Jacquizz rarely got invited to Jacuzzi parties, but loved jazz and pop quizzes.
Was the second “z” in his name necessary?
“Thanks for the years of being called “Jizz” in middle school.” -
You are what you eat, dude.
/// I’m, like, 7 years old.
‘the fuck is a corvallis?
Wow, this makes tOSU look REALLLLLLY shitty…and that makes me giddy…
Hahaha they lost because Mark Sanchez is a rapist (and they can’t stop the run).
/loves the smell of schadenfreude in the morning
I was hoping to see the Beavers get pounded.
@LCPL – do you mean “an” ohio state university?
UU, at least now the headline can read “Beavers Outlast Trojans”
I want to jacquizz all over Ken Shamrock’s face due to his not being funny.
Beavers Top Trojans
And this post’s headline should read:
USC: More like #2
Ahhhhh, at least this game is over so I don’t have to keep hearing these Beavers and Trojans jokes for the rest of the season. Also, I would like to point out that UA is now squarely atop the Pac-10 (and by squarely I mean shares it with 2 other teams, which for use is a HUGE achievement)
This gives UA hope that we have at least a 1 in 1,000 chance of beating USC.
If there’s anything better than USC fans in pain, I don’t know what it is.
Ok, a blowjob from Marisa Miller would probably be better than seeing USC fans in pain. But just to be sure, I’ll verify and let you know.
Catastrophic Trojan failure around Beavers usually leads to a paternity suit.
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