I guess Hurricane Someone is going through Texas right now, and apparently hurricanes bring a substantial amount of rain or something, because these are photos of Texas Tech’s stadium that were sent into Deadspin this morning. The SMU-Texas Tech game is tomorrow at 6:00 p.m. Could be the first college football game played in galoshes since
Or, given Red Raiders coach Mike Leach’s 
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What they should do is throw a few thousand cubic yards of topsoil on that field and have the most epic mud football game ever.
a few thousand sump pumps should take care of that.
It’s going to take a lot more than a foot of water and a Tech offense to make the Mustangs look any worse than they already do.
Very Churchill.
“(hey, who doesn’t like rum, sodomy, and the lash?)”
– I actually prefer “If I should fall from grace with God.”
Stoned Maintenance Guy: “Woah, dude, weren’t we supposed to put in a drainage system?”
Cancel the game and have a cheerleader wrestling match in white t-shirts!
That’s a nice start, but I still say God owes Texas another 39 and a half days of rain.
This is just a production still from “Katrina II: Revenge of the Dykes”
/wondering if dyke revenge would consist of breaking an Indigo Girls CD
This just in… Tom Mess will be calling the game!
*Mees
/too excited to be back at WL
The good news is that the SMU-Texas Tech water polo match will now have extra seating
Clearly God’s punishment for Texans being too lenient on the gheys.
I thought this was New Orleans until I didn’t see any floating black people. +100 WSW.