Andre Frazier was injured on the opening kickoff and had to leave the game. SO JEALOUS!!!

On paper, a 23-20 game ending in overtime doesn’t sound so bad.  Then you look at the teams: Pittsburgh and Baltimore.  Okay, okay — it could still be good.  Then you notice there were fifteen punts during the game.  And thirteen penalties.  And SIX injury timeouts.  And four hours of Tony Kornheiser learning to love Joe Flacco.

There’s no way around it: that game was horrible.  An absolute abomination to watch.

In case you missed it — and there wasn’t much to miss — the Steelers prevailed despite finishing the game with only one running back (Mewelde Moore — hit the fantasy waiver wire now!) and playing most of the game like complete ass. For their part, the Ravens refused to run the two-minute drill at the end of regulation, preferring to take their chances in overtime at an opponent’s stadium.

Basically, if you stayed in and watched “Happy Days” re-runs and jerked off to scrambled porn, you had a better night than anyone who watched Monday Night Football.