
Girls Next Door “babe” Kendra Wilkinson is widely rumored to be leaving Hugh Hefner’s slut stable, and now she’s rumored to be dating Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett.
Wilkinson is, on the show at least, one of Hugh Hefner’s live-in girlfriends. We’re told that Wilkinson, 23, and Baskett, 26, recently dined together at Redstone (500 Rt. 73 S.) in Marlton.
She lists “HB3″ as one of her heroes on her MySpace page, and Baskett’s page, which is private, says “HB3 in LOOOOOVVVVEEEE!!!!” An Eagles spokesman contacted Baskett for comment and got back to us saying he had not heard from the receiver.
I dunno. I’m not sure if this is enough proof for me. HB3 could be anyone, really. Maybe she just really likes hairy balls. We can’t rule it out. Kendra is functionally retarded. And she looks less and less lifelike every week. But still, you have to admit, for a fake-looking retard, that’s some damn fine fake retard ass.
UPDATE: Make that engaged retard ass.











I’d like to hugh her hefners
Does she know he’s not actually very good at his job?
Kendra seems like the kind of girl you could bang while staring into her dead eyes and telling her how stupid she is, and that’s she’s nothing but trash, and how much you hate her fucking guts, and she’d probably just get turned on even more. Either that, or she’d start crying, which is cool too.
How can this be? I mean, she’s white and he’s black.
2 weeks off the crack and she’d be fine. I’d do her in front of my wife!
This chick only sleeps with black athletes and musicians. I heard that her and Kim Kardashian are in competition to see who can take the most celeb monkey meat before McCain reinducts slavery.
So, when they tie the knot, that means we can call her “Pussy Basket”. Right?
Also, “reinducts”. The fuck?
Does she know he’s not actually very good at his job?
Do you know that she doesn’t know what a job is?
I would reinduct my penis in her.
/pretty sure reinduct isn’t a real word.
Touche, 289.
Ya’ll are being prejudice. If a black person had said “reinduct” then nobody would have mentioned anything of it. But because my skin is white ya’ll feel the need to gang up and crucify me so openly. Prejudice I say.
*calls Don Imus for backing support*
Nice Baskett catch.
/hangs head in shame
If Hank keeps playing like he did yesterday, i’ll let him have a go at my mom to keep him happy, if thats what it takes to make the playoffs……
HB3 may just be the only way that she spells out the initials of her true love, HBK Shawn Michaels. She is white trash, you know.
i guess he’s the nfl equivalent of marko jaric, for now. (at least until i see lawyer milloy’s wife/girlfriend)