Cowboys safety cornerback Terence Newman is afraid of heights, and for whatever reason he invited the Dallas Morning News along to catch his first roller coaster ride on video. And it does not disappoint. The first minute-plus is him talking nervously and praying to “six-pound, eight-ounce baby Jesus,” the rest of it is mostly blood-curdling screams. I’d make fun if him, but I’ve never been on a roller coaster, either. Although I did wait in line for one once. Turns out the staff won’t let you ride if you wet your pants and sob uncontrollably.
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TERENCE NEWMAN IS A BRAVE LITTLE BOY
September 4th, 2008 at 11:02 am
Merk says:
“Turns out the staff won’t let you ride if you wet your pants and sob uncontrollably.”
either will the strippers in my town. whores.
September 4th, 2008 at 11:05 am
Enrico Pallazzo says:
Can we focus on how terrible Hard Knocks was this season? Fuck you, Cowboys. If it hadn’t been for watching Wade Phillips waddle around a track, I wouldn’t have busted a nut last night.
September 4th, 2008 at 11:15 am
lieutenant winslow says:
park’s closed. moose out front shoulda told ya.
September 4th, 2008 at 11:23 am
winston b mcpotsworthy says:
I have a slight fear of vomiting while inverted and then catching my vomit on the return.
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There are 4 comments about:
TERENCE NEWMAN IS A BRAVE LITTLE BOY
“Turns out the staff won’t let you ride if you wet your pants and sob uncontrollably.”
either will the strippers in my town. whores.
Can we focus on how terrible Hard Knocks was this season? Fuck you, Cowboys. If it hadn’t been for watching Wade Phillips waddle around a track, I wouldn’t have busted a nut last night.
park’s closed. moose out front shoulda told ya.
I have a slight fear of vomiting while inverted and then catching my vomit on the return.
Comment on this post:
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