Cowboys safety cornerback Terence Newman is afraid of heights, and for whatever reason he invited the Dallas Morning News along to catch his first roller coaster ride on video. And it does not disappoint. The first minute-plus is him talking nervously and praying to “six-pound, eight-ounce baby Jesus,” the rest of it is mostly blood-curdling screams. I’d make fun if him, but I’ve never been on a roller coaster, either. Although I did wait in line for one once. Turns out the staff won’t let you ride if you wet your pants and sob uncontrollably.
“Turns out the staff won’t let you ride if you wet your pants and sob uncontrollably.”
either will the strippers in my town. whores.
09.04.08 at 11:05 am
Enrico Pallazzo
Can we focus on how terrible Hard Knocks was this season? Fuck you, Cowboys. If it hadn’t been for watching Wade Phillips waddle around a track, I wouldn’t have busted a nut last night.
09.04.08 at 11:15 am
lieutenant winslow
park’s closed. moose out front shoulda told ya.
09.04.08 at 11:23 am
winston b mcpotsworthy
I have a slight fear of vomiting while inverted and then catching my vomit on the return.
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“Turns out the staff won’t let you ride if you wet your pants and sob uncontrollably.”
either will the strippers in my town. whores.
Can we focus on how terrible Hard Knocks was this season? Fuck you, Cowboys. If it hadn’t been for watching Wade Phillips waddle around a track, I wouldn’t have busted a nut last night.
park’s closed. moose out front shoulda told ya.
I have a slight fear of vomiting while inverted and then catching my vomit on the return.