This may come as a surprise, but Terrell Owens — who shies from the spotlight and usually leads by quiet example — thinks he needed more looks and touches in the Dallas’s loss to the Redskins yesterday.
As Shutdown Corner notes, of the 58 offensive plays the Cowboys ran, Owens was targeted on 17 pass plays and ran the ball twice. In other words, T.O. was the focus of every third play. And anyone who watched the game could see that (a) the Cowboys shouldn’t have abandoned the run in the second half, and (b) T.O. can’t catch for shit in traffic. Seriously, for one of the greatest wide receivers of all time, he’s not actually very good at, you know, catching.
Which leads me to my ultra-gay innuendo conclusion: Because T.O. is so selfish, he’s bad at catching no matter how many looks and touches he gets. I think he owes his team a reacharound.


He doesn’t have the decency.
T.O. is a great example of a plague upon the NFL.
Thats my quarterback.
Because T.O. is so selfish, he’s bad at heterosexual relations. FIXED
T.O.’s monkey grease serves as great lubrication during a reach-around.
Does TO play for the Cowboys or Pepsi?
He’s got 25 million reasons to complain.
I know I for one, saw the stagnant in their offense.
Also, on a side note, is anyone else getting ads for the Muslim matrimonial site?
What do you expect? The guy couldn’t even get suicide right!
@Doc Oc
Yes. Yes I am.
Redskins always shut T.O. down. This is no surprise. Keep cryin’ butterfingers.
Wait…that was almost serious. I mean…nice tits.