You know that Family Guy scene where Peter trips and hurts his knee? This is kind of like like that, if Peter had been a dumb kid standing on a skateboard perched on a rail, and after he fell the skateboard hit him in the head, and then his friends stood around and asked him if he was all right. In other words, it’s way way way better.
To be honest, I’m a little worried that this may be the best thing I’ll see all day, which is saying a lot because there are not one but two NFL games on tonight. Wait, what’s that? My penis is saying I should go to the strip club? Hmmmm. You know, there’s a reason he makes the big bucks.


wtaching that made me happier than when my daughter told me she loved me this morning.
also, get a haircut hippie.
Watching kids on skateboards hurt themselves is the most nourishing breakfast a man could ask for.
5 reasons why this is better than the 2 games tonight:
Mike Tirico, Jaws, Jewheiser, Mike Golic, Mike Greenberg
The fact that the board rolled over his head after he hit the ground was awesome. It’s like it was telling him he’d better find a new way to act like he’s not a total douchebag little bitch, cuz skatin’ ain’t workin’ for him.
Find the child that yelled ‘jackass’ and give him a box of money. At least someone in the next generation has a fucking clue.
Skateboard thinks of nothing but murder all day.
God skateboarding is stupid. You would be more productive going around town sticking your dick in people’s gas tanks all day then falling off a little board with wheels
lets make skateboarding cool again. make all these dumbasses jump over a tank full of hungry sharks and pirahnas. if they make it, they can keep their board. if not, i sure hope they can swim.
That was pretty funny but comparing it to the Family Guy scene is a stretch. That’s like comparing Dane Cook to George Carlin. This is haha funny b/c the douchey kid got hurt but that Family Guy scene is cartoon humor at its best. I will never forget the first time I saw that scene and I was struggling to breathe between laughs and trying to figure out how long they could get away with it. (I went back later to replay it and Peter says “Ahhhhhhhhhh” 9 different times.
“I got ibuprofen in my car.”
Thank God somebody came prepared.