SEXY MMA STAR IS SICK OF YOUR LABELS
09.25.08
So I keep having this dream where I’m in one of those big shower rooms with all these college girls. And I walk over to one to stick a finger in her ass, but then I notice that my hands have been replaced by alligator heads. And they start chomping on the girl’s ass and she screams, and blood just goes squirting everywhere. The rest of the girls run out, and then Mr. T runs in and shoots me with a Ghostbusters proton pack. So I know exactly how Gina Carano feels when she says she doesn’t want to be the face of women’s mixed martial arts:
“I am a recognized female in the sport, but I don’t think that I am the face of women’s MMA,” Carano said. “It’s just a label. I’m Gina Carano. You can label me that.”
Carano said that she has been amazed at the attention she’s been given.
“It’s been unbelievable to be at the forefront of women’s MMA,” Carano admitted. “Raising the recognition of the sport has been a blessing. The fan support has been amazing. I’m standing up here because of the fans.” [...]
“I’m a fighter,” Carano said. “My job is to fight.”
I don’t know if I can get turned on by watching Carano beat the snot out of another woman, but I’m willing to learn. This must be how Brady Quinn feels while watching football practice.
[MMA Junkie] via that one sports blog





“I’m a rapist,” I said. “My job is to rape.”
Hey Gina, why don’t Caron-over here so we can discuss this further? But please don’t hurt me.
And Punter, I had the very same dream the other night, but instead of Mr. T, it was George Peppard and he shot me with a flamethrower.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING CUNT’S FUCKING PROBLEM? HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION:
Ma’am, can we hand you fortune and fame on a platter?
No, I am a fucking worthless maxipad that can’t pull her head out of her ass!
Ma’am, what is your damage?
I’m a fucking retard!
I would like to put her in a rear naked choke.
Then after she’s passed out, we could fuck.
She doesn’t have to be the face of MMA. She can be the titties, the ass, the vulva… whatever she wants.
“I’m Gina Carano. You can label me that.”
I’d prefer to brand you. Raawr!
I would love to “Crush” her vagina with my penis
Dude what is the fucking obsession with Brad Pitt? I get that WWTDD has his image from Fight Club as its logo, but now Vince from FilmDrunk is using him as an avatar? I guess next we’ll see Matt using a pic of Brat Pitt running on a treadmill from a scene in “Burn After Reading” and link it to a sports-related topic somehow.
Brad Pitt is hot.
no no homo
I FUCKING WONDER IF SHE HAS EVER HAD TO POP OUT ONE OF THEM IMPLANTS TO MAKE FUCKING WEIGHT! I KNOW I FUCKING HAD TO A COUPLE TIMES!
GRRR…SMILING BOB!!!
Wow, they really broke the bank on that scale, huh?
Submission by menstrual flow.
is that guy to the left DJ AM before he got ‘Pizza The Hut-ized’?
My strategy when fighting Gina. Go for the juggulars.
She’s a good fighter, but I’m sure I could take her if we were both naked and covered in canola oil. OR IS SHE TOO CHICKEN???
DJ AM is going as “Two-Face” for Halloween.
It’s Micky from Snatch. “Dja like degs? WhattafuckIwannawitacaravanthatsgotnofuckinwheels?”
Guess it is about time for an avatar change.
LINCE-DO THE MOUSTACHE AVATAR! FUCKING NOW!
I thought I was the only one with that dream.
she should wrassle aria givovanni for some kind of italian pride something something. it doesn’t matter, we just need that to happen. while the wives and girlfriends are away.
I can’t believe you didn’t put “face of women’s MMA” as one of the labels to the post just to spite her.
hott… i think that’s what Professor Nuttcup had in mind when he set out to create a sex slave lol: [tinyurl.com]