Sports fan bigamy is frowned upon by anyone who cares about sports, and outside of traditional rivalries (Cowboys-Redskins, Yankees-Red Sox, etc.), the deepest hatred runs from Seattle to Pittsburgh, where the scars from Super Bowl XL will never heal.
Last week, Kissing Suzy Kolber noted that vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin told a Pittsburgh columnist that she cheers for the Steelers.
She adopted the Pittsburgh Steelers because of the team’s success in the 1970s and because there are no major professional teams in her state.
Just another mindless bandwagoner, right? Oh, but there’s more. From Sports Northwest:
Sarah Palin is a Seahawks fan. And not just a casual Seahawks fan, folks–Palin’s a member of the Seahawkers, the team’s official fan club.
I don’t want to go overboard and blow this out of proportion… but this bitch is Satan and I hope she dies.
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On the other hand, she no fan of condoms… so we’re on the same page there.
She is NOT Satan. Satan knows what the Bush Doctrine is (in fact, it was his idea).
still. impregnating high school girls is a pretty sweet platform.
But she’s a hockey mom! And therefore ready to be President. So you obviously are sexist and hate America.
Suddenly, the web thinks that I’m interested in investing in a McCain/Palin “Compliance” fund.
I don’t like the sound of that.
Sarah Palin looks like she is the type of woman that makes her husband watch her bang black dudes.
I’m so glad there’s a politician out there willing to blatantly pander and say whatever needs to be said for a few extra votes. I get so tired of them making a stand, being honest and direct and such.
On a serious note, she really is a horrible cunt.
Note: those aren’t Vikings fans. They just have really, really intense orgies in Alaska.
Maybe she just wants to bang you AND Ape.
Id drill that north shore.
According to her, Jesus created the NFL so she has to be a fan of all teams.
/ten bucks says she has no idea who plays for either team
She shoots wolves from airplanes…as someone who is not a hunter, I find this a bit, shall we say, chickenshit. Does anyone here who hunts have an opinion on this?
Substitute Raiders fans for wolves, you’re onto something.
Anyone that runs, is a wolf.
Anyone that stands still, is a well-disciplined wolf.
Werewolf?
There wolf.
Although not a hunter myself, members of my family enjoy killing animals in the wild. They will tell you that yes, shooting from planes and/or shooting at “stocked” retreats means you’re a gigantic asshat.
(PS – I’ve had It’s Raining Men in my head for over an hour. To whoever wrote/sang It’s Raining Favre a few posts ago, I offer a hearty Fuck You.)
you know that one socially inept friend you have in college who, one time in his entire life, ALMOST closed the deal with a semi-decent looking girl, and has spent pretty much every day since talking about the ONE time that he ALMOST f*&ked a hot chick, because lord knows he will never, ever, ever come that close ever agai-oh, hi seahawks fan. i didnt see you standing there.
You can put lipstick on a Steelers fan, but unless it has a dick Rothlisberger won’t kiss it.
This is my nipple! This is my gun! This is for pinching! This is for fun! Whaa..?
LT Winslow +100000000000000000000000
I’m just saying my prayers that someone will challenge this two-faced battleaxe to locate Pakistan or Georgia or Iran on a map.
Q: How do you train a pit bull to lie upon command?
A: Put some lipstick on it.
C’mon Smello! I couldn’t help myself!
I think Biden should just drop trow and wave his penis at her on at the first debate.
@Swany: “Governor Palin, are you saying that if I used my senatorial penis to rape you right now, you would carry the child to term?”
I’ve not been keeping up with current events, which one is she?
+1 @ WhyDoYouAsk
Please let it be the grizzly fella, bottom right, and she dresses like that normally.
…this bitch is Satan and I hope she dies.
Tough, but fair.
You’d think Ms. Palin’s taste would run to teams with more religious overtones, such as the Vikings (Purple Jesus), Notre Dame (Touchdown Jesus)…oh yeah, I forgot the Seahawks have Dropped Pass Jesus, Short Punt Jesus, and Lame Duck Coach Jesus. Well, alrighty then.
Her kid may be retarded, but that pussy ain’t retarded!
Bob Barr for President.
Not like she wrote a best selling memoir saying she gave the Viet Cong the names of the Green Bay Packers offensive line as her squadron mates, then told people in Pennsylvania she gave them the names of the Steelers defensive line.
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So she forgot Super Bowl XL, she’s GILF-to-be!