09.18.08 SAINT ANDREW’S NET: SAUSAGE AND SPICE

Saint Andrew’s Net is With Leather’s daily link dump.  Guaranteed to be 50% less half-assed than other blogs’ link dumps!  Uh, can someone check the math on that for me?

• Deuce of Davenport finds the greatest lede in the history of journalism: “A stranger broke into a home east of Fresno, rubbed spices on the body of one of two men as they slept and used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man in the face and head before he fled, Fresno County sheriff’s deputies said Saturday.”  Maybe if I had a spicy 8-inch sausage, sexy Israeli Moran Atias would like me.  C’mon, I swear it’s kosher!
• Ball Don’t Lie kindly pimps Bend It Like Bennett, an OKC Thunder blog far better than Oklahoma City fans deserve.
• The Sporting Blog notes that, according to the seat sizes in the new Cowboys stadium, Texas asses are getting bigger.  They must grow to match the assholes.
• FreeDarko issues its official opinion on Josh Howard’s lack of respect for the National Anthem.  It’s a bunch of poppycock.  At no point does Bethlehem Shoals even consider the likelihood that Howard’s one a them hippie communist fornicators.  I demand CIA interrogation!

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