- Slate continues to employ Stefan Fatsis for their non-retarded department*, as the kicker/author weighs in intelligently on the Vince Young situation. *Non-retarded department comprised solely of Stefan Fatsis.
- The Slanch Report turns up the (very disappointing) modeling photos of Jose Reyes’s alleged extramarital girlfriend, while Deadspin runs with her denial that she’s sleeping with Reyes.
- Steady Burn reports that a foundation is investing $18 million in restoring recess to elementary schools, with instruction on how to play classic playground games like four-square. I’d make a donation if it got me nap time after lunch.
- FanHaus notes that Michael Beasley has been fined $50,000 for whatever mysterious rule-breaking he did at the NBA rookie camp. That’s a damn expensive joint.
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No words.
They should … have sent … a poet.
OOooOOOooo, a vid in place of a picture for the St. Andrews? Do I walk a red carpet for such an event? If so, I prefer Laura Prepon’s red carpet.
I’d buy that for a dollar!
glad to see she’s getting some mileage out of the new boobs. she needs to start doing porn. now.
Those cherries looked like balls in her mouth.