09.19.08 SAINT ANDREW’S NET: MEGAN FOX IS PRETTY

• Slate continues to employ Stefan Fatsis for their non-retarded department*, as the kicker/author weighs in intelligently on the Vince Young situation. *Non-retarded department comprised solely of Stefan Fatsis.
• The Slanch Report turns up the (very disappointing) modeling photos of Jose Reyes’s alleged extramarital girlfriend, while Deadspin runs with her denial that she’s sleeping with Reyes.
• Steady Burn reports that a foundation is investing $18 million in restoring recess to elementary schools, with instruction on how to play classic playground games like four-square.  I’d make a donation if it got me nap time after lunch.
• FanHaus notes that Michael Beasley has been fined $50,000 for whatever mysterious rule-breaking he did at the NBA rookie camp.  That’s a damn expensive joint.

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