Because the college apparently needs more money to pay players under the table, the University of Southern California is allowing people to rent one of their famed Song Girls at $150 a pop for appearances. The school’s site touts that they are the most photographed spirit group in college sports, even if most of photos are of the compromising sort.

The request form asks for a brief description of the event, followed by a space where you’re asked what you want the Song Girl to do. Shame that they only provide a few lines for that area. That’s okay, I like to be able to describe the contours of my cock to the Song Girl in person. Doesn’t have the same effect on an application form.

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