Photo credit: Peter King’s wet dream
GQ was disappointed with Brett Favre’s pregame attire for his first game as a NEW YORK Jet — “Wranglers and an untucked, oversized button-down shirt” — so they gave him a Photoshop makeover in an attempt to make him a style icon like Joe Namath or Tom Brady.
You have to admit, that Armani suit fits him like a tractor.
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the room is starting to spin real fast now
Farve. Brett Farve.
Jesu Christo! Did GQ sub-out their photoshopping needs to Vince from FilmDrunk?
“It’s Raining Brett! Hallelujah! – It’s Raining Brett! The Jet!
I’m gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It’s Raining Brett! Hallelujah!
It’s Raining Brett! The Jet!
Tall, gray, gunslinging machine
He’s having fun out there, wouldn’t you agree?”
-Peter King
Brett keeps talking about potentially changing his pants, but then at the last second, he never does.
No matter what he’s wearing, he’s still a little kid out there!
And in the cosmos, God nudges the asteroid on its path to Earth.
Can’t we just once photoshop a thick, dark mustachio on ole Tenderballs?
So Brett dresses right, huh?