09.16.08 FOOTBALL IS GOOD FOR YOUNG BONES
Busted Coverage is compiling the best football hits of 2008, and offers up this helmet-popping stick from a high school game. Ha ha, look at that little twerp on the ground! He’s probably a virgin, too!
Nothing, however, is as delightful as a hit so hard that it (a) knocks a player’s helmet off, AND (b) makes him vomit, as seen in the Cal-Maryland game last Saturday.
Is it wrong to have an erection after watching that? I say no.

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FOOTBALL IS GOOD FOR YOUNG BONES
Vomiting is a suitable substitute for paralysis after a good hit.
That extra helping of Malt-O-Meal before the big game was a great idea too.
The Cal player vomitted when he looked at the score board.
I thought Lane Staley was dead, not a college football player.
“Is it wrong to have an erection after watching that? I say no.”
Thanks for the ruling on that.
/wipes man-chowder off keyboard
I threw up after taking a big shot once. That’s what happens when you nut in your own mouth.
NIBB HIGH FOOTBLAL RULES!
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