POWER RANKINGS: RAINY DAY BIKINIS
09.26.08
I hate bullshit power rankings, so I make up my own.
1. Marisa Miller. Tasty. I’d like her with a side of Miranda Kerr, please. That’s all right; I brought my own condiments.
2. Juan Carlos Robles. Amputating your own finger with a a chisel and a weight? You, sir, can be my friend.
3. Detroit Lions. Congratulations on finally taking out the trash. I hope you learned your lesson: never hire a man who wears Cosby sweaters.
4. America. We kicked Europe’s ass! Uh, at golf. But just you wait, the free market is next! **changes euros into dollars**
5. Lego Yankee Stadium. It could have been built faster if only he’d had more grade schoolers.
6. Edwin Baptiste. One of the greatest catches of all time is good enough for sixth place this week.
7. The Wall. At last, soccer will be played where it has always belonged: underground in southwest Asia.
8. Golden State Warriors. They partnered with Southwest Airlines for some corporate synergy and horrible puns. Looks like Stephen Jackson is going to get called for… traveling!
9. The London Olympics. Now extra-PC for uptight Muslims!
10. Mugshot of the Week. It belongs to Worter Torriente-Vele, who took on six cops and four tasers. In other words, two of those cops are pussies.
Random-ass video of the week: presenting the best of Marine Boot Camp. Enjoy watching others suffer.
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I see two girls, but where’s the cup?
I believe Uff talked about that portion of the clip a while back on here, AngelEyes. If I remember correctly, basically the drill sarges are attempting to train the soldier to effectively deal with distractions, so when shrapnel’s whizzing by his head in Afghanistan/Iraq/Iran, and there’s grenades going off, and etc, he can still focus on what his superiors are directing him to do, and shoot Haji in the skull.
Either that, or simulate Gary Busey’s mind.
What the hell is going on from 1:07 to 1:37? Although i imagine it’s pretty much like that all the time inside Gary Busey’s head.
At what point do you get to start yelling at Marines, rather than being the one yelled at?
Generally about four years. Maybe less if you’re particularly sadistic.
Nic Cage is; The Drill Sargeant.
“Why did you stop? Why did you stop? Whydidyoustopwhydidyoustop?”
Matt Millen doesn’t deserve to have the same initials as Marisa Miller.
I hear Marines’ balls hang low and they wobble to and fro?
At what point do you get to start yelling at Marines, rather than being the one yelled at?
Because I’d like to jump ahead to that portion of the job.