By virtue of being a top-five team that didn’t shit the bed this past weekend, the Oklahoma Sooners have taken over as college football’s top-ranked team this week. Nick Saban’s previously eighth-ranked Alabama, which defeated preseason #1 Georgia in Athens, moved up to #2.
It was a wild weekend in which the shocking USC and Florida upsets were just the tip of the iceberg — nine ranked teams lost, and six of those were to unranked teams. Golly, numbers like that might mean that the ranking system might somehow be flawed.
You can get the full breakdown of Saturday’s action in The Alphabetical, The Sporting Blog’s excellent weekly feature. All I really care about is that Wake Forest lost at home to freaking Navy, yet they’re still ranked at #25. Hello? Can my 5-0 Northwestern Wildcats get a little love? Rowr-rowr!
Nah, just kidding. I don’t really give a crap about them.
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OOOOOklahoma where the wind something something TITS!
I’d do them Sonner than later.
Sooner pooner!
Somehow this is going to all end up with Ohio State in the National Championship game isn’t it?
Way to fuck up that corny pun with a simple misspelling, WDYA.
FUCK! I never thought I’d say this, but T-Homo is right.
SOONER than later. SOONER.
@WDYA – shake it off, it was still funnier than anything that dimple fucker has said since he signed up.
@Punch- when I heard Cowheard going on and on about not burying THE OSU, I knew the nightmare would be revisited.
/praying for a 2 loss season from them.
//also praying that I am asked to apply the suntan lotion before those girls enter the tanning booth.
Hate you feel that way, Merk. Lord knows the only reason I signed up to this site was to entertain little assclowns like you! Excuse me while I go sulk in failure.
Punch, stay optomistic! You know damn well that sooner or later, Terrelle Pryor will go on a killing spree and thus ending their season.
slut buttons? check
overzealous cleavage? check
dark roots/blatantly dyed hair? check
high likelihood of lower back tats? check
There is a 100% chance that those two are DFW. And likely carriers of syphilis.
I’d do them Sooner than later
What…is there something in my teeth
I was at the Duke-Northwestern game and the only reason you’re still undefeated is b/c of a holding penalty with less than one minute left where Duke scored a touchdown but Cameron Goldberg held, apparently. That’s my run on sentence of the week. It’s not reviewable so I guess it happened. Either NW is good and Duke is good, or neither of us is that good. I hear you when you say you don’t care, but even I care, I have pride. It doesn’t make me obnoxious and stupid, but ceteris paribus, I still pull for my alma mater.
OK – I have to ask, Smurphette. Slut buttons? DFW? I need to be sure my mocking lingo is up to date.
slut button – pierced navals (could be wrong, but i’m thinking i’m not far off)
DFW – down fo’ whateva.
And using Douche Bag Latin phrases is the winner for “Douche Bag Loser’s Who Use Latin Phrases.”
@Merk: Thanks for the clarification on DFW. I was about to head to the Dallas-Fort Worth airport to find these sluts.
@IHope: Tu es caput stercus.
WDYA- I don’t know about that. You don’t even know me. We could be friends. That’s a shitty thing to say. In pace requiescat, and thank god for Val Kilmer.
slut buttons = buttons that snap instead of fastening through holes. think tearaway pants vs. dress shirt.
Thank god no Alabama fans read this site. If I see “Roll Tide Roll” again I might just slit my wrist. Those cock suckers have taken over pretty much every other sports blog around.
@Ihope: Sorry. I was out of line. Mea culpa.
@ognihs – thanks for the clarification. Way better answer.