O AN THEY SEXY
09.18.08
“Yes! Beautiful! Give me more satin bulge!”
The Padres are the latest team to make their rookie September call-ups dress like assholes, as you can see from this photo from before their game against the Rockies. Needless to say, I’ve been to the Hooters in Pacific Beach, and I doubt these guys could hack it there.
Except for maybe that fella on the right. I’m not sure he got the memo about not having to stuff his shirt to simulate having breasts. But I like his initiative. I’m telling you, that rookie’s going places. Places like tranny bars and drag queen fashion shows.
[Via Sports By Brooks; Photo: John Leyba/The Denver Post]
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Is that Ashy Larry?
Back left: a Hispanic version of Sloth from Goonies.
Fuck you Octagon I was going to make an Ashy Larry joke, I bet you’re not even a real Doctor.
The Hooters in PB sucks (or at least it did five years ago). The one in Barstow is way better. It’s amazing what crystal meth will do for a young girl’s body, up until the point when her teeth fall out.
There’s always one asshole wearing socks with his sandals.
Hooters San Francisco.
The two guys bending over are taking the joke a bit far, dontcha think?
Is that Nomar on the right?
Powder 2: Electric bugaloo
Doesn’t bode well for a team when 1/3 of their September callups look seriously like waterheads.
@ Tremags: can’t be. He’s not in a cast…
If the whole baseball thing doesn’t work out, there are plenty of Hooters in Ohio that they could serve at.
Pacific Beach? There’s your problem right there your standards are too high.. just check out the one in Mission Valley, ask for Mark and tell him Andy sent you. He’ll know
I never thought that I could laugh and puke at the same time…
What is that, 16 Guys and 1 Cup?