I don’t know what Tony Kornheiser’s deal is. He’s neither entertaining nor insightful, unless you prefer having every quarterback in front of you compared to Brett Favre, and enjoy Tony doing so with the watering mouth of a Catholic priest parked at the rear entrance of an elementary school. So it seems rather fitting of the network to give us Philip Rivers and the San Diego Chargers…against Brett Favre.
Like tonight’s game, the matchups on MNF have been very good, and as someone pointed out earlier in the week, the idiots in the booth are going to take a lot of credit for the ratings that those matchups deliver. Kornheiser is like the home version of the MAKE SOME NOISE sign that we would see at the game–it has no place in a telecast. Why try to get me excited for something I’m already excited about? Instead of helping dissect the action on the field, Kornheiser seems to compete with it, to constantly remind us that he’s there. Hopefully, by next season, he won’t be.
You can read a live blog of the game here, or come back tomorrow for some date rape jokes that really didn’t go over so well during Rush Week. You’d think sorority girls would have a better sense of humor.


Kornholler is why I mute MNF and listen to the radio. I’d love to see a battle to the death between Jaws and him because it would not only be an awesome bloodbath, but it would make ESPN 100% more watchable.
That faggot was sporting a pink tie last week, sandwiched in between the other 2 dickhead commentators and drooling like he’d died and gone to male-taint heaven.
“…doing so with the watering mouth of a Catholic priest parked at the rear entrance of an elementary school.”
Thank God that never happened FATHER O’CONNOR NO DON’T TOUCH ME THERE THAT’S MY SPECIAL AREA NO I DON’T WANT TO DRINK THAT PLEASE DON’T MAKE ME TOUCH THAT OH GOD OH GOD MY MOMMY SHOULD BE HERE BY NOW GET THAT CRUCIFIX AWAY FROM MY to me.
wait. you want to date rape Tony K? Why?
Everyone knows if you buy him dinner you get a hand job. Sheesh.
Sorority girls must have a good sense of humor. Why else do they laugh at me so much?
I wish ESPN would realize that their B-Squad MNF crew is much better than their A-Squad.
@Taco, take it back. Take it back now. Tony is awful, but Mike and Mike and Mustached Idiot are just abysmal.
I quote the late great George Carlin, “Tony Kornholer? Who gives a fuck about Tony Kornholer? Fuck Tony Kornholer! Fuck him in the ass! Fuck him in the ass with a big rubber dick!”
OK, that quote was really about Micky Mouse, but the sentiment still holds.
ESPN has totally destroyed MNF. WhoDat, no shit, I started doing the same thing last year. I can’t listen to these fucktards bickering with one another then sucking each other off about their glory days. It fucking SUCKS!
Oh, and I know! Lets do another celebrity interview for a full quarter of the game! Russel Crowe has a movie, lets let him talk over a fourth and goal pass play! Awesome!
Oooh, better idea, lets let Charles “Jellyhead” Barkley blather for a full half of the game. BRILLIANT!!!
FUCK YOU ESPN!!
Yeah diremutt, listening to those idiots jabber burns my ears worse than Travis Barker leaping from a flaming plane!
I love how in the background of the pic there is NIG in capital letters!
I actually like Tony on PTI, but he sucks worse than Dennis Miller on MNF.
Okay, I take that back, no one is as bad as Dennis Miller. But Tony is close.
why is always in the middle sking… just give us some real play by play, ocasional worthless statistics and loose the fucking comedy, it is football for god sake.
i would rather listen to my mother felate my father for 2 hours than listen to kornheiser say one word.