09.17.08 MARISA MILLER HAS A BICYCLE
All right, news cycle: I don’t like you, and you don’t like me. But you better start churning out some athlete arrests and sexy coaching scandals and cheerleader pudding wrestling leagues, or I’m going to be forced to do an image gallery of Marisa Miller wearing thigh-highs.
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Nothing, eh? All right, FINE. Then Marisa Miller pictures it shall be. She has a bike, you see. Thus, it is relevant to the world of sports. In fact, a recent study conducted by my boner found her to be the most compelling figure in the cycling world. Even bigger than that one guy. You know, whatshisface. White guy, always riding a bike?
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MARISA MILLER HAS A BICYCLE
At the risk of being predictable, I am applying for the position (ha) of Marisa’s bicycle seat.
I like you.
All right, you like me, but I don’t like you.
Maybe you would like me if you got to know me.
My dick is going to press charges after I get done beating it to these picutres tonight.
Thanks Matt
and just thatfast, women’s athletics has become interesting for the first time ever.
She has one less testicle than Lance Armstrong.
I suspect the pony gets more action - thus I want to be the saddle
This will definitely get me through sex with the girl tonight.
She’s gonna get an itchy crotch sitting on the grass like that.
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