Former American sprinter and third-tier piece of Olympic ass Marion Jones was released from federal custody this morning, which is fortunate, because the Prison Olympics just ended. From Y! Sports:
Jones left a halfway house in San Antonio around 8 a.m., said LaTanya Robinson, a community corrections manager for the federal Bureau of Prisons. Jones, who has a house in Austin, will remain on probation.
…The sprinter admitted last October that she used a designer steroid known as “the clear” from September 2000 to July 2001. The drug was linked to the Bay Area Laboratory Co-Operative, the lab that became the center of a steroids scandal that touched numerous professional athletes, including baseball star Barry Bonds.
I don’t have a problem with steroids in any sport. These are world-class athletes that are sacrificing more of their time and livelihood than any weekend warrior ever would. What I do have a problem with is that wayward snaggletooth Marion has. Damn, girl! Get some braces on that grill!


Any word on her set of inspirational DVD’s “Caged Wisdom”?
Oh so you want her to go to one of those Kangaroo Orthodontists? She doesn’t have to stand for this.
any truth to the rumour that her prison name was quickie?
She’s like a large fast Kirsten Dunst.
I will argue to the death that the best softcore chick prison movie is Chained Heat 2.
It did provide closure for all the unanswered questions from “Chained Heat”. Namely, how quickly will soapy naked chicks in the shower give me an erection?