MADONNA RUINS EVERYTHING
09.15.08
Slash has really let himself go
Soccer fans in Germany have a new reason to dislike Madonna (as if there weren’t enough): her performance in Frankfort led to the cancellation of a Bundesliga game.
[German club Eintracht Frankfurt] have been forced to postpone Friday night’s Bundesliga fixture at home to Karlsruhe because of damage to the pitch caused by concertgoers…
After inspecting the pitch, DFL head Holger Hieronymus decided that the “physical safety of the players could not be assured”.
Ironically, the DFL issued that same warning while handing out condoms BEFORE Madonna came to town.
TAGS: SOCCER
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Pissed off Germans?
Watch out Poland!
The pitch is always screwed up at a Madonna concert.
That’s what a friend told me; I’d never be seen at a Madonna show. Again.
She might want to get that growth on her snizz looked at. It’s huge!
damn, and I thought the picture of Jake the Snake would be the most terrifying thing I would see all day.
The only way you can assure a safe field after Madonna rubbed up on it is to burn it down and allow ecological succession restore the present day conditions. It should take about 20,000 years.
Mother of God. I thought this site was for homophobes and other decent non-quaar folk. Fucking Madonna? Oh, lets all get out our silk shirts and drink mojitos on our way to the stool pusher club.
UU, I hope I live to tell anything after seeing that shit.
Hochuli is really taking this whole controversy poorly.
In Derry, New Hampshire, there’s an old stone well in the town square. One time I dropped a stick down it and it took a good 2-3 seconds before I heard it splash down. I suspect that this is what sex with Madonna would be like.
She is a practicing Kuntballist, you know.
@WAS: If the Germans only took some time to celebrate, it would be so nice.
a-rod doesn’t see what the big deal is.
Dee SniderMadonna has some pretty toned armsHasn’t Holger Hieronymus been in a few Jackie Treehorn movies?
BARF
Too late to really do this, but it’s Frankfurt. Unless we’re talking about that hot spot in Kentucky. And hot damn I hope we are…PJ O’Rourke once wrote that there are so many connecting flights in Frankfurt that when Jesus returns he’d probably have to transfer in Frankfurt.
Yeah, cause that guitar gets played as much as Kip Winger’s bass does….