You know what the Beijing Olympics really needed? More Muslims! The organizers of the 2012 London Games took note, and are tending to meticulous details to make the readers of the Rasm feel more comfortable, right down to the geographic orientation of the commodes. From Yahoo! News:
Olympic organizers issued detailed design rules for the 2012 London games Wednesday, including a mandate that at least some toilets in the Olympic park do not face the holy Islamic city of Mecca…Muslims face Mecca, in Saudi Arabia, when they pray and generally do not believe they should do the same when using the toilet[...]
“The Olympic Park will be at the heart of the celebrations and people of all cultures, faiths and ages and disabled people will find London 2012′s Olympic Park welcoming and easy to use,” authority chairman John Armitt said.
The organizers sought input from a range of communities before coming up with the design requirements.
Among the projects on the slate is the Olympic Polygamy Experience, where patrons can bang up to four modestly-dressed women at once. My, that’s going to be quite a party tent. Don’t forget your dowries!
Other traditions of Muslim toilet hygeine can be found on Wikipedia.
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There is NO WAY I could be a member of this fucked up religion.
/shaking head in amazement at toilet rules
For the next Tokyo games, all toilets must be placed over a chicks face.
So, if a Muslim is trying to cut one and accidentally shits his pants while he is facing Mecca, he’s totally fucked, right?
I, for one, welcome Britains new islamic overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted Withleather personality, I can be helpful in rounding up dhimmis to toil in their underground sugar caves.
What if you’re not facing Mecca, but someone puts a mirror between you and Mecca at just the right angle, so Mecca can still see you shitting? Also, due to the Earth’s curvature, do you ever really face Mecca once you’re more than, say, 50-100 miles away? Aren’t you really just facing outer space? What if Allah has a summer home on Jupiter or Uranus? Although I guess if Allah’s on Uranus, you’re already shitting on him. So if you do crap towards Mecca, what’s the penalty…53 virgins instead of 72? Is diarrhea different than a solid two-seamer? And finally, what if you’re a fecalphiliac and ejaculate while shitting? Is that worse, or does it cancel out the shit sin?
That image looks like me New Years Morning.
It never ends with political correctness – I want to start a religion that requires me to crap facing Mecca!!!!
Fun Fact: In London, when one is shitting “away” from Mecca one is shitting “toward” Ireland.
IRA vs. Islamic extremists? My moneys on the Micks.
But what if you’re praying TO the toilet? Didn’t think of that, now, did ya, you silly brown people?
// please don’t bomb me.
I’d be impressed if the toilets just fucking flushed. If festival portaloos are anything to go by then most users would be lucky to avoid contracting trench foot before reaching them.
I get the feeling that Mecca has a giant orange eye ala Lord of the Rings that just constantly spies on those weirdos.
@T-Homo: Seriously, what is it with you and black people? Were you violated in prison? Wife leave you for a black man?
/ain’t givin up my bus seat for no one
//then again, as a white guy, I’ve never been on a bus
They have it all backwards: rather than being avoided, offending people should be made an official olympic sport.
But if ya shit facing away from Mecca then you are facing it just looking the long way around.
Oh, you must have missed the ones about skullfucking Aaron Rodgers in the locker room or Reggie Bush going balls deep in a goat’s ass.
Your wife is inflatable? Mine is imaginary. We should swing sometime.
Muslims have plumbing?
Muslims also wipe with olny the left hand, and that makes it unclean (aparently they haven’t figured toilet paper out), so waving with the left hand is saying Fuck You.
What I’m saying is, they have some serious issues with shit.
For a people who shit in a hole in the ground and wipe their ass with their hands, I think Allah would be happy that they make use of indoor plumbing.
It’s the dickless wimps that now run England that are the problem. Didn’t they rule half the world at one time? What happened to these guys?
But if we don’t face Mecca how will out turds ever get there?
Take that, Trafalgar. Take that Waterloo.
Did anyone notice that a singlemuslim.com ad came up because of this post. I found it hilarious. And scary.
…and the peoples of Durkadurkastan rejoiced!
i am a muslim i study in 8 i will follow a ture path of my ALLAH he is the real and true god on the day of judgement u who comment abt our religon and our god will inshallah go to helll its better that u do not talk bad abt our religon .
inshallah
my god is with me where ever i am ALLAH helps me when i am in trouble He is my god i love him tooo much