JUST ANOTHER THING TO CURSE THE CUBS
09.18.08
A 104-year-old Cubs fan’s nearly dying wish to throw out the first pitch at a game at Wrigley was rejected, much to the delight of the vengeful forces of karma.
Leo Hildebrand’s arm is ready, but the 104-year-old Bensenville man will be in the Wrigley Field seats Saturday watching someone else throw out the first pitch.
As a consolation prize of sorts, the Cubs have invited Hildebrand to a game this weekend, where he’ll be introduced to the fans and the players.
“I’m not looking for a lot of publicity,” Hildebrand said Wednesday. “It’s an honor for me to be involved like that because I love the Cubs, and I’d love to be around when they win the world championship. After they won the game [Tuesday] night, I think it’s a shoo-in.”
We’ll ignore the senility that leads one to believe that because the Cubs won one relatively inconsequential regular season game against the Brewers that they’re now a shoo-in to win the World Series title that has eluded them for a century. Actually, we won’t. And this guy has already witnessed one. Cursing gods, do your worst.
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I bet anything that this old fuck walks better than Ron Santo.
Thinking about the variety and sheer volume of pictures 289 must have on his computer keeps me awake at night. That and the fucking neighbor’s dog that won’t shut the fuck up.
Nice geezer.
He’s gotta have a better arm the ian kennedy…
If your the Cubs, the last thing you need is for a 104 year old to throw his arm off his body and then as he falls off the mound have his soiled depends diaper explode on contact with the ground and then as Ronnie WOOO WOOO cleans up the mess he contracts hepatits. After contracting Hepatits he gets a tattoo of an eagle fighting a bear. An hour later Carlos Zambrano goes to the same tattoo shop and decides to get a tattoo of himself beating up a unicorn, but he then contracts hepatits from the same needle that Ronnie was using and then he dies right before game 7 of the World Series.
It just might happen.
I didn’t know Mark Prior changed his name to Leo Hildebrand.