09.10.08 JESS TALKS TRASH FOR TONY
Not that I noticed, but I guess Jessica Simpson had an abortion of a performance on Good Morning America this week. In addition to being a horrible live performer, she also added some trash talk that’s sure to end up in broken ribs for boyfriend Tony Romo.
The singer seems to think the curse is over when she issued a warning to the Eagles Tuesday morning on Good Morning America.
Simpson yelled out ”Go Cowboys!” during her performance Tuesday and then adding her warning to Philadelphia Eagles fans, “That’s next week! We’re gonna kick your butts, too!”
So, what’s going to sell out first? Tickets to Jess’s next concert in Philly, or D-cell batteries before that performance?
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JESS TALKS TRASH FOR TONY
Sadly, I find her analysis to be more prescient and rational than the clowns at FOX.
In her case it is white trash talk.
Looks like she’s ready to be milked.
And I’ll happily take the Iggles and the points. And her tits. (To play with, I mean.)
She’s a singer?
I think those tits belong to my Aunt Barb. Cripes.
Does this mean I don’t start Romo this week?
wait a minute. Good Morning America is still on the air?
A battery to the head might actually help.
Is that cleavage or a plumber’s ass crack?
The one thing she had going for her (luscious rack) is officially gone now. A couple of fried eggs hanging from a nail…
No way she can use that fuckin’ Blackberry.
So I guess they beat us in Dallas just like they did last year, huh?
Oh, 10-6 Birds win, eh?
Well, they certainly beat us in Dallas in 2006 when McNabb was hurt, right?
Oh, 23-7, Eagles win.
Shut up and get in the kitchen.
@ Enrico, too right.
A Cracker Barrel apron is a more appropriate home for those droopy mongrels than this fine website.
According to Jerry Jones’ restraining order she’s only allowed to speak in public if a dick is in her mouth.
@Kilowatt: Actually, I believe that is as per her father’s orders.
WTF is wrong with you homos. Big (real) tits sag a little once a chick gets past 20. Those things are white, creamy perfection.
This is why I think Tom Brady is more tolerable then Romo. Brady’s woman most likely just wears thongs and sucks dick and then says something in Portuguese and then sits on his face and never says things like “Why didnt ‘WE’ win the game” or “Why didnt ‘WE’ blitz more”
mmmm…Jess and D cell batteries…. I’ll brb.
@flashy – she thinks it is actually a time machine.
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