God only knows what the hell this video is about — it pretends to be a news report about technology affecting romance but turns into a viral ad for some kind of birth control. Whatever, though. The point is that U.S. softball star Jennie Finch is in it, and she just loves her interuterine device! You hear that? She likes to have sex for fun! Not just baby-making! Oh man, chicks who love recreational sex with their husbands get me so hot.

C’mon, Jennie! How does it work? Give us a demonstration, if ya know what I mean. And what I mean is, do you have a PowerPoint demonstration or something?