Former WWF (or WWE, whatever I’m supposed to call it) star Jake “The Snake” Roberts plied his old trade at a benefit in Ohio over the weekend, and things went really well.  TMZ has video of him rambling incoherently to the crowd, which responds with encouraging calls of “You suck!”

According to several sources, the 53-year-old legend was found passed out backstage moments before he was scheduled to perform. We’re told when Snake was woken up, he was aggressive, violent and asking for “an 8-ball.” [...]

During the match, Roberts was clearly unable to perform, barely responding to the barrage of “fake blows” he received from the other wrestler, J.T. Lightning. Around one minute into the match, Roberts’ opponent — clearly frustrated with the situation — whispers to the ref to end the fight. Afterwards, Lightning grabbed the mic and told Roberts, “I’ve wrestled drug addicts … you are a piece of s**t, Snake. You gypped these people. F**k you.”

After the verbal assault, Jake pulled down the front of his pants and exposed his penis to the crowd.

Well what the hell else was he supposed to do?  It’s not like his nickname is Jake the Middle Finger.