IDAHO SUCKS
09.17.08Following a 70-0 loss at Arizona, Idaho’s football team dropped the “I” logo that was on the seat of their pants. But that was the only uniform change that’s made sense in the nation’s leader in potatoes and white power militias: the university forced the cheerleading squad to abandon its awesome two-piece uniforms after only one game.
There were enough complaints from Vandal fans about the uniforms that the cheerleading squad abandoned the two-piece outfits…
Donned with more threads last weekend, a second set of uniforms – black shirts and shorts – were worn by the cheerleaders… Despite the less revealing attire; however, the all-black motif lacked panache.
Hell yes it lacked panache. Wait… what’s “panache” again? Is that a word for something that gives me a boner? Because if so I stand by my statement.


There were enough complaints from Vandal fans about the uniforms
I thought all the Arabs were living here in Nebraska.
Only queers and queers come from Idaho.
And potatoes
Are we living in Communist Russia? I am outraged at this covering up. Girls in their late teens, early 20s are at their body’s peak as it only goes downhill when they get married and pregnant (am I right fellas?). Let’s celebrate their taught bodies before they go to shit.
/My perverted thoughts approve this message.
Why not just have ‘em wear potato sacks? Actually, that’s probably a bad idea. They’d get raped right there on the field, wearing sexy Idaho garb like that.
what the fuck? Why not just have the cheerleaders wear burkas.
“I’m Idaho.”
–Wiggum
Is Idaho the state where all the women wear dresses down to their ankles and bonnets? Because they make some really good cookies I bought at a farmer’s market once.
This confirms that Idaho’s only redeeming quality is that it supplies the potatoes for Five Guys french fries.
if the best thing to come out of idaho is napoleon dynamite, you know idaho sucks. now we also know it’s gay.
There were enough complaints from Vandal fans…
I think it’s obvious that these “Vandal fans” were all fat chicks.
“in the nation’s leader in potatoes and white power militias”:
I would have thought since you were from Washington you would have known that Washington actually produces more Potatoes than Idaho.
This picture just proves my point….
black/brown/red hair = hot
Blonde hair = monsters