This photo of former Saints defensive tackle (and user of horse steroids) Hollis Thomas has existed since February, and it makes me sad that there were seven months of my life that I could have spent enjoying this photo that I wasted looking at LOLcats and reading bloggers’ shitty top ten lists.
This man is obsessed with Spongebob. He sleeps on Spongebob sheets, rocks a Spongebob medallion on his necklace, and watches Spongebob during sex. His room is chalked full [sic] of everything Spongebob, he references Spongebob during his conversations!!! [...]. You can catch him coloring Spongebob pictures with felt markers or playing a Spongebob game on one of his many gaming consoles. He wears Spongebob underwear like they are the latest pair of Calvin Klein’s.
That has to be the only Spongebob outfit like that in the world. Don’t get me wrong, I have a lot of faith in the textile industry. But I just can’t imagine there was any more Krabby fabric left.