The YouTube description for this video reads:
2008 Kettering Alter Linebacker (Senior Captain) Chris Borland shows why the Univ. of Wisconsin gave him a full ride without Chris ever having played a single down on varsity defense. This is a play of athletic beauty!
Another description might be, “Oh no! That’s Chris Borland’s music! It’s third-and-short… Borland off the top rope! Sunset flip for the pin! Fourth down!”
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As a former Ohio high school football player myself, the title here is quite true. Our games were an elaborate production with scripted violence. At the end of the first quarter, I was required to sing “Luke Be A Jedi Tonight”.
He musta been using Old Spice’s Swagger.
Wisconsin liked him because his sister weighs 240.
they cut out the part when the QB was hit with a folding chair.
He was also recruited by the Chinese men’s gymnastics team. Fabulous!
Ive also been known to give Full Rides to high schoolers.
@Enrico- do it for all the other muppets!
Video by Tom Suttman.
Doesnt that name sound perfect for a breakfeast sausage company. “You havent started the day out right, if it didnt start with a Suttman sausage”
Burnsey:
I think you have Borland confused with Mangold. Borland’s sister does not weigh 240 lbs.