HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL IS SO FAKE
09.11.08The YouTube description for this video reads:
2008 Kettering Alter Linebacker (Senior Captain) Chris Borland shows why the Univ. of Wisconsin gave him a full ride without Chris ever having played a single down on varsity defense. This is a play of athletic beauty!
Another description might be, “Oh no! That’s Chris Borland’s music! It’s third-and-short… Borland off the top rope! Sunset flip for the pin! Fourth down!”
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Burnsey:
I think you have Borland confused with Mangold. Borland’s sister does not weigh 240 lbs.
Video by Tom Suttman.
Doesnt that name sound perfect for a breakfeast sausage company. “You havent started the day out right, if it didnt start with a Suttman sausage”
@Enrico- do it for all the other muppets!
Ive also been known to give Full Rides to high schoolers.
He was also recruited by the Chinese men’s gymnastics team. Fabulous!
they cut out the part when the QB was hit with a folding chair.
Wisconsin liked him because his sister weighs 240.
He musta been using Old Spice’s Swagger.
As a former Ohio high school football player myself, the title here is quite true. Our games were an elaborate production with scripted violence. At the end of the first quarter, I was required to sing “Luke Be A Jedi Tonight”.