David Hasselhoff fired up the student section at the Arizona game this weekend, apparently because his daughter is an undergrad there. Because really, what undergrad daughter DOESN’T want her dad to come with her to the game? On a scale of one to drunken hamburger, this is slightly more embarrassing than “cameo in the Knight Rider remake.”
Notice the uncomfortable silence after he yells, “We’re all virgins!” while talking about Wildcat football games. You almost get the feeling that some of those girls may have been to an Arizona home game before.
[Hasselhoff.com via Sports Culture via Deadspin]
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Actually, I think he was at the game the weekend before last. I’m a student at UA and I went to both the Idaho and Toledo games, but I only remember him being at the Idaho game. Thing is, it was raining pretty much the entire six hours I was at the Idaho game (fucking lightning delay meant the game started more than an hour late) but it doesn’t look like it’s raining in that video. At the same time, though, I was seated on the other side of the ZonaZoo section the second game, so it’s possible he was there and I just didn’t notice.
KevinW and his crazy rants make my penis sad.
I’m not very good at condensing my thoughts into short sentences. Sue me.
For the record, the game against Idaho was fucking awesome. Even against someone as shitty as Idaho, 70-0 rocks and it was fucking epic because of the rain. Fuck Nebraska. Tucson’s where the real Sea of Red’s at, bitches.
How long have you known that you were gay, Kevin?
In my first comment on WL in a while, I would like to say that most Sox fans are not as douchey as Kevin.
OK, we are. Go fuck yourselves, scumbags.
Meanwhile Garthe and Goliath were at the UCLA game.
Can we sue people for being wordy now? Our constitution rocks.
At least he wasn’t wearing his leather trousers. I hate it when my dad does that. Not that i’d ever be seen dead with him. In your face, dad.
@WWSM – thank the patriot act. circumventing the constitution since 2001!
It could have been the toledo game this past weekend since it wasn’t soaking wet in the videos but the week before that against Idaho I saw him being escorted out of the student section and being led to the general seating area. Fuck you security
Kevin, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
On the one hand, I am glad Hasselhoff never came to a game while I was there. On the other hand Arizona WOOOOOOOOO!
Just remember if you sue Kevin there’ll be depositions – a legal excuse to be as wordy as you can.
All things being equal I’d rather watch Arizona play Idaho over and over.
And I see I’ve definitely started off on the wrong foot here. Whoops.
I my only Arizona related regret is that With Leather wasn’t around the year we lost to Duke in 2001 and some awful local rap group wrote a song about it.
“You got Gilly Are (pronounced AH-ree) raining from three, with the pass from J.G.” and then equally bad references for all key players, coaches and moments throughout the season. I tried to find it but no such luck.
Yeah never would’ve guessed KevinW goes to Arizona, aka, the cockgobbling capitol of the world.
KevinW,
i was at the Toldeo game as well and i didnt see him.
Well, that video looks like he was sitting on the other side of the 50, so I wouldn’t have seen him.
Correction because I’m blind: he was sitting on the other side of the 50 and it’s plainly obvious.
Something else is also plainly obvious.
I’m an idiot? I know, I can be one sometimes.
kevin you cant be an idiot you choose the right college in arizona
There’s more than one type of idiocy. I happen to have the one involving communications skills.
I was talking about how Sarah Palin has re-energized the Republican Party. You should stop being so hard on yourself man.
where the fuck have you been, HHY?
Got a new job that actually requires me to do work. Hoping to work around it and get back to my favorite illiterate idiots soon.