Saturday’s UTEP-Texas game — the first time the teams have played each other since 1933 — was nationally televised, which I certainly appreciated. I hate it when handjobs only get regional coverage.
So I guess she’s the Miner, and he’s the Longhorn?
[EDSBS via Deadspin, better video from Busted Coverage after the jump]
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Bless her heart, she’s doing God’s work.
her dad must be proud
Ahhh, the happy ending in public.
Looks like Texas is getting in a rhythm leaving UTEP in a sticky situation
they were in a hurry to finish before they got on the truck to cross back over the border.
Yes, but how much are these free handjobs?
she should know better than to talk during the handjob
That’s better ball handling than UTEP displayed.
You got to masterbate the ball down the field!
She is just giving the handjobs that Americans won’t. She is the real hero.
Look at how dam cool that guy is. If it had been me I would be high fiving everyone and turning cartwheels.
Jizz on the rocks is one of the most popular drinks in Austin. Longhorns consider it a “sports beverage”