Sexiest draft ever? Sexiest. Draft. Ever.
About once a week I beg readers to NOT send me any top ten lists. It’s a boring, tired conceit that’s basically just a shortcut for actually writing. It’s usually a couple hours until the next top ten list gets submitted.
So, fine. I give up. Here’s a top ten list that doesn’t completely suck: 10 Ways to Make Fun of Other Owners in Your Fantasy Football League This Week. I like this one because I own Darren Sproles:
2. Email Some Pictures To LaDainian Tomlinson Owners
We’re not saying that LT has hit the wall quite yet, but emailing his owner a few photos of guys like Shaun Alexander and Priest Holmes with the subject of “What Do These Guys And LT Have In Common?” might not go over too well.
Maybe I’m a lame old man or something, but do people really trash-talk in fantasy football leagues? We have fun in my league, but it’s pretty respectful and tame. Like, I’m already playing pretend football games with statistics on the Internet. Is talking trash about that really going to make me feel better?
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I don’t condone trash talking, unless it was the time I sent the link to the video of Bernard Pollard dancing to a patriot fan.
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Trash-talking is fine as long as you’re making fun of your opponent for being fat, gay, or a loser (see picture above for examples of each). Trash-talking about the game itself is lame.
Man, who knew KSK had so may contributors?
Did somebody say gay? Mmmm.
“One of things is not like the others, one of these things is not quite the same”
LCPL, are you referring to the nigger sitting front and center?
Not one for dancing around stuff much, huh, Tony Homo?
I wouldn’t get too comfortable if I were you.
Tony Homo: un-fuck yourself. There will be none of that here.
Ohhh excuse me. I thought I was in a tough-guy sports blog, not a whiny little campaign for equality.
Carry on.
Don’t get me wrong, Matt, I appreciate getting an advance look at the Giorgio Armani fall fashions, but I don’t understand what that photo has to do with fantasy football.
Yes Tony, racism always comes off as tough especially when spoken in anonymity on the internet.
I wasn’t intending to be racist. I call all of my black buddies the “N word” as they call me honkey, cracker, etc…
I guess we’re a little less sensitive to simple ethnic attacks, such as words.
I prefer a league championship ring over a league championship trophy.
Yes, just like your username isn’t intended to be homophobic. One solution to the antipathy you’re feeling here would be to preface every comment you make with “no offense” and that way nobody will get offended by anything you say. Another solution would find a large pile of sand, get yourself a nice tack hammer, and pound all that sand straight up your ass.
Did Frank Caliendo do his wacky impressions all during the draft?
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Oh man, what a bunch of suck-ass pussies in here. And I thought WWTDD was bad.
Zack, why don’t you remove your nose from my sac already.
Look Tony Homo (if that is indeed your real name), it’s not that racial humor isn’t welcome…it’s just that your racism contained zero humor. And the defense of “I have black friends” is lame. So please take your faux-machismo and cram it up your cracker ass. (See, I can be edgy too!)
The guy with his legs crossed tried to rape me ten years ago. I’ll never forget those pasty white legs.
LloydCarrPoolLane (ret.) says: “One of things is not like the others, one of these things is not quite the same”
Tony Homo says: LCPL, are you referring to the nigger sitting front and center?
^^ I thought that shit was pretty damn humorous myself! No? Am I the only user here who’s not a senior citizen???
Racist jokes are okay. Unfunny slurs are not.
Don’t try to act like saying the N-word is okay. It’s not allowed here. Period.
You’re welcome to stay, just play by the rules. Jesus, it’s not like there are many.
I think the newspaper pictures randomly strewn about the room really add to the ambiance
You know whats humorous?
lolcats.
Can’t get enough of ‘em.
Matt if you want to ban me for that, go right ahead. I’m not sure I like it here anyway. I’ve never seen a sports blog where everyone was a bunch of sensitive crybabies about words, racial or anything. But whatever, remove me if you like. You’ll still have your other 10 loyal readers.
the best damn 10 loyal readers on the internet! Am I right guys?
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Right
I actually just post here as an alibi… 2:03 p.m. 9/19/2008 I was NOT in a white van with several youths.
Which one of the 10 am I?
/hoping for #5
I guess I should have said:
“LCPL, are you referring to the proud African-American brother sitting front and center?”
Then everyone might not need their pacifiers in right now.
So…the only way not to be a baby is to drop the N-Bomb?
/shits in diaper
//looking for tit to suck on
Call me when the Internet Tough Guy Dick Measuring Contest starts
i was wondering how this got to 30+ posts so fast.
/reminded of the good ol days of LSU threads
//hopes to make the cut of 10 loyal readers
ognihs, you’re a Raiders fan. The only cut you’ll get is any hope for your team to make the playoffs.
@Doc Oc: Can you beat 3 inches? Yeah, didn’t think so.
@WDYA: I can beat three inches. I do it just about every morning.
“10 loyal readers”
Looks like ive got the #1 illiterate spot all locked up.
3 inches goes a long way…. in a midget’s anus.
wait Tony Homo, isn’t that Drew Bledsoe?? I thought he was more interested in cheeseburgers than racism.
Hilarious.