A Florida man upset about points in a fantasy football league was arrested after he allegedly branded a knife and threatened to kill his roommate.  What a shame.  Fantasy football is only supposed to make you want to kill NFL players.  (Seriously, T.J. Houshmandzadeh: put some points up this week or get stabbed.)

According to a report from the Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office, Chester Marcial “Chet” Ward, of the 4500 block of Duncan Road in Punta Gorda, allegedly sliced pages in the book his roommate was reading before holding a knife to his roommate’s neck and threatening to kill him…

The report stated Ward resisted arrest and even struck an officer’s hands before running across Duncan Road to escape arrest. As he ran away from the residence, Ward was Tasered by another deputy, and was then handcuffed.

I think we need to know the whole story here.  Like, for example, did he lose because he benched Brett Favre?  Because that would probably make it justified.  People need to understand that fantasy football enthusiasts are dangerous.  They’re like wounded wild animals.  They’re in a lot of pain, and unless you’ve got extra tranq darts, the safest thing to do is get far, far away.

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