Tampa Bay Rays star Evan Longoria and wildly overrated Desperate Housewives actress Eva Longoria have apparently struck up a friendship founded upon the deep bonds of having similar names (via SbB).
Press reports tell that Eva mailed off a bottle of champagne to congratulate Evan for his on-field success. And he returned the favor by giving Eva a Rays t-shirt.
One time I met someone and they were all, “Wait. Did you play lacrosse in college?” No. “Whoa, that’s crazy! There’s someone else named Matt Ufford! I should put you guys in touch!” Oh yes, we’d have so much to talk about. Like, how our names are the same. It’s the sort of thing that has brought people together since the beginning of never.
NOTE: Eva looks like hell right now, so I found an old picture of her looking hot. Takes the edge off a shitty day.


Making this even more awkward… Tony Parker announced that he is fucking the wrong Longoria.
I’m sure that she’s going to wear that Rays t-shirt every day.
I think I will be friendless for awhile. Finding someone with a name similar to Dipshit Fuckface is bound to be problematic.
NOTE: Eva looks like hell right now, so I found an old picture of her looking hot. Takes the edge off a shitty day.
much appreciated.
Awesome. I’m going to go and strike up a conversation with the lead singer of The The and a shitty hockey player.
I thought pictures of Eva Logoria I could jerk off to were a myth like the female orgasm.
They actually met through facebook, they both joined the “Longoria’s around the world” group.
You don’t need the cuff links! you already have an in. . . you are both named Jerry!
Oh, fun fact; I share my birthday with Eva Longoria. So I have a perfect ice-breaker if I ever meet Teri Hatcher.
- Michael Scott
What, no pictures of Evan looking hot? This day just got shittier.
“You mean we share the same name?!?! Now I know what it feels like when doves cry”
How could you not want to be friends with a Lacrosse player? Just imagine all the awesome stories about how much money his dad has.
Why are such a hater MATT?? Sound a bit bitter