J.B. Holmes goes by his first two initials, not because he’d like to be associated with the brand of scotch, but to disassociate himself with a certain famed pornstar who was the inspiration for Boogie Nights. He must not like Paul Thomas Anderson.

“I didn’t even know who John Holmes was at first. But I soon figured it out after people started calling me a porn star.

“When I was playing high school golf I used to get it all the time, with people either trying to wind me up or have a laugh at my expense.

“I got tired of it pretty quickly — but other people didn’t.”

I know, it’s tough to get teased as a guy who has sex with a ton of women. Happens to me all the time. Still, you might luck out and land a star-struck and confused young lady. Or at least charges mistaken filed against your more famed name-twin instead of you. Sounds like a win-win.

[The Sporting Blog]