CHRIS COOLEY IS A FANTASY STUD
09.03.08If you have any Redskins in the starting lineup of your fantasy football team, well, you’re screwed (Yeah, Clinton Portis, too. Actually, especially Portis). But the ‘Skins at least have proven to be quite amusing when they hold a fantasy draft of their own. Not sure which moment I like best: When Cooley calls Colt Brennan’s selection of LenDale White gay, that Smoot calls Tom Brady “Timmy” or Chris Cooley calls Sean Suisham “Sean Shazam”. Nope, gotta go with the fact that the girls are actually excited that they got Peyton Manning. That’s a first.
[The Sporting Blog; Kissing Suzy Kolber; Sports Crackle Pop]

So essentially, playing fantasy football with professional players is just like playing against retarded kids.
“You’re my Fantasy Tight End”
I hear that all the time. Like when I go with my Grandma to Bingo.
DEF- why you goota be pickin on the terds?
Last year, Larry Johnson must have been matched up against dudes who had Larry Johnson as their fantasy RB. That would explain a lot.
Yeah, enough of this likable everyman bullshit from Cooley, he’s a fucking charmer. Time for domestic abuse or at least a drunk rant about how he’s gods gift to something… anything. In the mean time I will worship the ground you walk on.
And yet no one picked Westbrook.
“Time for domestic abuse or at least a drunk rant about how he’s gods gift to something… anything. In the mean time I will worship the ground you walk on.”
So, that stuff would make you like him LESS?
That’s exactly what the girls in my fantasy league look like.
The rape stories between Smoot and Brennan have got to be epic.
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Is this the post where I can beg Ufford to please, please, PLEASE not write a word about MJD this year? I have him on 2 teams and would very much like him to not suck.